lunasumerin:

drawing shady shin.. blurp..

GUUUURL *HIP ANGLES* OH NO U DI’NT. I THINK THE TRIPLE THREATS MUST RECRUIT BASED ON LEVELS OF SASSINESS AND SMART FASHION SENSE.

lunasumerin:

drawing shady shin.. blurp..

GUUUURL *HIP ANGLES* OH NO U DI’NT. I THINK THE TRIPLE THREATS MUST RECRUIT BASED ON LEVELS OF SASSINESS AND SMART FASHION SENSE.

Dramatic Smut Reading

Shadyashale: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=foUS4WHtP4Y
Jay: Are you fucking serious rn
Jay: "HOTTER- HOTTER FOR SEX..."
Shadyashale: XDDDD
Shadyashale: oh god this is...
Jay: OMFG "DICK ANEURYSM"
Shadyashale: idek
Jay: *wants to be a meaniepants and reblog this on Mako's account with the comment "This is the kind of shit I wanna do with the awful porn I see on my dash"*
Shadyashale: hahah so crool
Jay: FULFILLED WITH SEXUAL FULFILLMENT
Shadyashale: ...........dick parkinsons
Jay: OH MY GOD- WHAT, "OPENED LIKE A FLOWER AND SOMEONE WAS PUSHING IT'S DICK INSIDE IT"???
Shadyashale: XD WTF
Shadyashale: ........
Shadyashale: galloping abs?
Shadyashale: THE FUCK?
Jay: I'M STILL RECOVERING FROM THE FACT THAT THIS AUTHOR USED THE ADJECTIVE "WET" LIKE 5 TIMES IN A ROW
Jay: Ok, seriously. We're fucking doing a dramatic reading of something.
Shadyashale: oh god
Jay: We should totally do it
Jay: Omfg, I just... no. No. stop. My brain. *so tempted to just troll another rp blog now with a line from this*
Jay: ENTER ME LIKE A LOTTERY
Shadyashale: *Re-plugs your brain*
Shadyashale: I just realized my headcanon post reads like a euphemism
Shadyashale: I was like why are ppl liking this
Jay: MAKO'S GOING TO CLENCH AT THE BED SHEETS WITH LUST AND ECSTACY (AND HIS HANDS).
Jay: HIS BODY'S GOING TO TREMBLE FROM THE FORCE OF SO MANY ORGASMS!!!1
Panshope: Eww god clench those...buttcheeks mako. LOL
Shadyashale: it's like that time I drew a man choking a rooster and saying "Thank you for making me a man"
Shadyashale: and HAD NO IDEA WHY EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING
Jay: Whoo lawd

(Source: ghostlypariah)

ask-commandershepard:

Legion, what part of ‘no’ do you not understand.

“You sucker for the baaabes…”

“You sucker for the baaabes…”

(Source: lumberjacksean)

fabulouslyfreshmako:

[[*managed to half-ass something in between work, I guess -_-;*
Thanks to boredom and insomnia, friend and I decided to wave the MAGIC HAND OF RP DOOM and make Mako pint-sized for one day (or however long it takes for us to stop being amused by this).
So, yeah, interact with Mako as though he’s teeny-tiny for the time being. Send Tiny Mako asks, gleefully harass Tiny Mako, whatever. ADVENTURES OF TINY MAKO, GO.]]

fabulouslyfreshmako:

[[*managed to half-ass something in between work, I guess -_-;*

Thanks to boredom and insomnia, friend and I decided to wave the MAGIC HAND OF RP DOOM and make Mako pint-sized for one day (or however long it takes for us to stop being amused by this).

So, yeah, interact with Mako as though he’s teeny-tiny for the time being. Send Tiny Mako asks, gleefully harass Tiny Mako, whatever. ADVENTURES OF TINY MAKO, GO.]]

Wait is it time to remind everyone what we could’ve had?

pollums:

nitlon:

ohhicas:

I think it is

time to remind

e v e r y o n e

"Suits"

Jay: Oh, huh, the pace of this show is pretty fast, but it works.
Jay: Wow, the writing is pretty good, too.
Jay: ...
Jay: WEN HARVEY AND MIKE GON FUQ?!
Jay: EW, LOUIS LOOKS LIKE A GIANT RAT.
Jay: WAIT, WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER MIKE.
Gryz: Maybe Louis has the hots for Mike? Or he could have the hots for Harvey and is trying to get to him through Mike.
Jay: Yeah, I'd believe the second one way more... Like, fake rivalry obsessive mancrush.
blogwell:

Those…eye-bros.

blogwell:

Those…eye-bros.

Wait oh my god, please these are actually so interesting.

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
jakface:

Introducing… Jakface’s DRAGON AGE art & calendar giveaway!I have a lot of leftover art and calendars from last year. I know some of you didn’t get one of them when they were available, so here is your 20 chances to win one, along with a bunch of other awesome stuff! The pins are from the set I created back here. (Only the DA related ones!)
RULES!
You must be following me! (It’s for my followers/fans after all!)
You can only reblog up to 5 times. Likes count as one, but reblogs up your chances!
No likes/reblogs from giveaway blogs count.
It’s International so I will ship ANYWHERE!
Winners must contact me within 1 week or else they forfeit their prize!
The Giveaway ends at the END OF JUNE and winners will be drawn on July 1st - CANADA DAY!
THE PRIZES!
2 Grand Prize Packages include:
1 Dragon Age calendar
8 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
2 5x7 prints
5 2x3 prints
10 buttons
An ORIGINAL DRAWING - either Isabela/Merrill or Fenris dancing on the bar!
2 Second Tier Prize Packages include:
1 Dragon Age calendar
4 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
1 5x7 prints
2 2x3 prints
2 buttons
4 Third Tier Prize Packages include:
1 Dragon Age calendar
2 8x10 prints
1 5x7 print
1 2x3 print
3 Fourth Tier Prize Packages include:
1 Dragon Age calendar
1 8x10 print
1 5x7 print
2 Fifth Tier Prize Packages include:
1 5x7 print
1 2x3 print
1 button
3 Sixth Tier Prize Packages include:
1 5x7 print
1 button
2 Seventh Tier Prizes include:
1 5x7 print
Also, a Dragon Age Calendar will be given to 2 lucky winners. Which makes 20 prizes in all! Good luck, everyone!
Remember, it ends July 1st, 2012!

jakface:

Introducing… Jakface’s DRAGON AGE art & calendar giveaway!

I have a lot of leftover art and calendars from last year. I know some of you didn’t get one of them when they were available, so here is your 20 chances to win one, along with a bunch of other awesome stuff! The pins are from the set I created back here. (Only the DA related ones!)

RULES!

  • You must be following me! (It’s for my followers/fans after all!)
  • You can only reblog up to 5 times. Likes count as one, but reblogs up your chances!
  • No likes/reblogs from giveaway blogs count.
  • It’s International so I will ship ANYWHERE!
  • Winners must contact me within 1 week or else they forfeit their prize!
  • The Giveaway ends at the END OF JUNE and winners will be drawn on July 1st - CANADA DAY!

THE PRIZES!

2 Grand Prize Packages include:

2 Second Tier Prize Packages include:

  • 1 Dragon Age calendar
  • 4 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
  • 1 5x7 prints
  • 2 2x3 prints
  • 2 buttons

4 Third Tier Prize Packages include:

  • 1 Dragon Age calendar
  • 2 8x10 prints
  • 1 5x7 print
  • 1 2x3 print

3 Fourth Tier Prize Packages include:

  • 1 Dragon Age calendar
  • 1 8x10 print
  • 1 5x7 print

2 Fifth Tier Prize Packages include:

  • 1 5x7 print
  • 1 2x3 print
  • 1 button

3 Sixth Tier Prize Packages include:

  • 1 5x7 print
  • 1 button

2 Seventh Tier Prizes include:

  • 1 5x7 print

Also, a Dragon Age Calendar will be given to 2 lucky winners. Which makes 20 prizes in all! Good luck, everyone!

Remember, it ends July 1st, 2012!

“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.”

sanityscraps:

perfectlyqueer:

snafflebithumptywink:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

sherbertsheperton:

That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”

Quite literally.

Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD

And goddesses.

And demigoddesses.

And nymphs.

And one dude.

I don’t even know anymore.

I should really learn to be smarter about business arrangements and signing of contracts and comprehensive establishment of rights and other shit that should always come before anything else like ‘friendship’. Raqu and Banz were the perfect examples of why I should have been an adult instead of a sparkle-eyed, optimistic babbu.

If I end up getting dicked over my own fucking creation, I just might freak the fuck out.

ironinkpen:

korratroll:

Reblog if you love Mama Mako.

“Bolin, don’t forget to give me your dirty clothes to wash. We don’t need you walking around with filthy underwear.”
“Bolin, did you eat breakfast today?”
“Bolin, your side of the attic is dusty- clean it.”
“Bolin, stop leaving your training weights around- If I haven’t told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times-“
“Bolin, no. That’s not edible. Put it down.”

ironinkpen:

korratroll:

Reblog if you love Mama Mako.

“Bolin, don’t forget to give me your dirty clothes to wash. We don’t need you walking around with filthy underwear.”

“Bolin, did you eat breakfast today?”

“Bolin, your side of the attic is dusty- clean it.”

“Bolin, stop leaving your training weights around- If I haven’t told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times-“

Bolin, no. That’s not edible. Put it down.

roboluvsunicorn:

Shady Shin expression sketches. Practice for a thing I’m working on later. Man he’s hard to capture. All his angles go in different directions and he’s a lot more stretched out than I expected. And extremely mobile. Check out the 80’s-style neon pink text shenanigans.

I still cannot get over that freaking bishounen sparkle-wink, just WHAT, SHIN.

roboluvsunicorn:

Shady Shin expression sketches. Practice for a thing I’m working on later. Man he’s hard to capture. All his angles go in different directions and he’s a lot more stretched out than I expected. And extremely mobile. Check out the 80’s-style neon pink text shenanigans.

I still cannot get over that freaking bishounen sparkle-wink, just WHAT, SHIN.